Turbo Dork Paints

"Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets." Dark Net is one of our darkest shift paints, appearing almost black with a green front-facin...

"And she's buying a stairway to heaven ..." Pearly Gates is a full white metallic, pretty as a pearl with a just hint of silver. Note: Pearly Gates...

Remember Bazooka gum? Well, this is the paint form. Just don't try to blow bubbles with it. Bubblegum Crisis is a pink-gold zenishift that changes ...

Think mother of pearl or an abalone shell, this is truly the mother lode of all colors. Think of an iridescent surface with a soft glow of yellow, ...

"It'll make your knees weak and your arms heavy." Spicy Meatball is a meaty, warm red metallic, reminiscent of marinara sauce. Note: For the most v...

"Coming out of the sky with one long horn and one big eye." People Eater is a fully saturated royal purple metallic. Note: For the most vibrant res...

You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. This is our take on that wormwood-flavored drink - Absinthe...

Green, delicious, and hiding a secret. This bright paint is not a true turboshift but has a hint of a yellow-green shift. PAINT TYPE: METALLIC ...

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." ...

"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death." Ill Gotten Gold is formulated as a contrast color to go wit...

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? Life on Mars is a rusty, red-orange paint, perfect for all of your Martians. Note: Life on Mars is at i...

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." This box of chocolates lets you look up into the leaf...

When life hands you lemons, use them to paint your miniatures. In this case with a vivid greenish yellow. Pucker is as its name implies, a tart, le...

Sundown over supercars and superstars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Note: Miami Sunset must be used over a black basecoat to see the shift...

"All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold." All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extr...

Tea, Purl Grey, Hot. More of a periwinkle than a tea color, but you get where I'm going here. Purl Grey is a mid-range purple with tinges of silver...

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your ful...

"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of dark red, and green with a ...

If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true meta...

"Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?" Sweet Dreams debuted as the mid-range paint of the Cheat Day matched set. It is purple in th...

Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Let Them Eat Cake displays a range of colors from blueberry to plum with a hint of pinkish-orange in th...

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Note: Gold...

"It is what it is ..." Murple is a de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. Note: It is recommended that Murple be use...

Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious. Note: Death By is most vi...

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold. Note...

Sun, earth, and moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its very deep reddish-purple to moderate reddish-orange color. Note: Lunar Eclipse mu...

I doubt that Robin Hood’s nemesis ever wore a tin badge; but Bullock, Longmire, and Woody sure did. A pale, silvery true metallic that is almost ch...

Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. PAINT TYPE: METALLIC TONE: HIGHLIGHT SIZE: 20 ML BOTTLE Turbo Dork pai...

Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of our best pastels and will be around for a while. Note: For the m...

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Shifting Sands displays shades of yellow-gold with hin...

I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine rising high in the sky. Note: Cloud Nine is intended for use over a black basecoat. If used over white, it ap...

Hyper Culture is a variation of our other best seller, Blue Raspberry. Though it has a lot of the same color notes with shades of blue and pinkish-...

Just like the tea for your favorite matcha latte, this paint is specially grown and processed to give just the right shade of pale green. PAINT...

Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid ... Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a...

There once was a proposed TV show called Sky Rat about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons. The show never saw the light ...

Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might ev...