Turbo Dork Paints

"It'll make your knees weak and your arms heavy." Spicy Meatball is a meaty, warm red metallic, reminiscent of marinara sauce. Note: For the most v...

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? Life on Mars is a rusty, red-orange paint, perfect for all of your Martians. Note: Life on Mars is at i...

Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone. It was named after that rich, dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide. This deep burgundy metalli...