Turbo Dork

Don't worry, you aren't seeing double! 3D Glasses develops a beautiful blue/cyan front-facing color that transitions to a magenta. Note: 3D Glasses...

4D Glasses is similar in color to 3D Glasses, but even brighter and more saturated! 4D Glasses displays shades of green, blue, and magenta. Get rea...

You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. This is our take on that wormwood-flavored drink - Absinthe...

Scorched earth and cool skies. Afterburner moves from a warm copper outward through a yellow-gold front face to a light green rim. It works well fo...

"All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold." All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extr...

The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! It is truly the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Bees Knees is a warm metallic paint that sh...

I mean really, who came up with this as a flavor when we were kids? They should get a medal. Blue Raspberry develops into a blue front-facing color...

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." ...

Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone. It was named after that rich, dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide. This deep burgundy metalli...

Remember Bazooka gum? Well, this is the paint form. Just don't try to blow bubbles with it. Bubblegum Crisis is a pink-gold zenishift that changes ...

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold. Note...

Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might ev...

I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine rising high in the sky. Note: Cloud Nine is intended for use over a black basecoat. If used over white, it ap...

"Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise." Cool Ranch is a super-saturated deep-blue metallic, unmistakable ...

Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds --- pale blue and pinkish-purple crystals. Crystal Cavern can be used on its own or in con...

Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea. Curacao is a warm bl...

"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be bluer? I don't think so. Note: F...

"Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets." Dark Net is one of our darkest shift paints, appearing almost black with a green front-facin...

Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious. Note: Death By is most vi...

Electrum exhibits a subtle color shift between green, gold, and a hint of warm something or other on the finish. It is always changing and doesn't ...

Waking up from a dream, alone, in a haunted, dark green forest. PAINT TYPE: METALLIC TONE: MIDRANGE SIZE: 20 ML BOTTLE Turbo Dork paints ar...

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." This box of chocolates lets you look up into the leaf...

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Note: Gold...

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s ...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. ...

Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it i...

Hyper Culture is a variation of our other best seller, Blue Raspberry. Though it has a lot of the same color notes with shades of blue and pinkish-...

I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Ice to Never transitions ...

"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death." Ill Gotten Gold is formulated as a contrast color to go wit...

"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of dark red, and green with a ...

Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Let Them Eat Cake displays a range of colors from blueberry to plum with a hint of pinkish-orange in th...

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? Life on Mars is a rusty, red-orange paint, perfect for all of your Martians. Note: Life on Mars is at i...

Sun, earth, and moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its very deep reddish-purple to moderate reddish-orange color. Note: Lunar Eclipse mu...

Have you ever seen a bluefin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a ver...

Green, delicious, and hiding a secret. This bright paint is not a true turboshift but has a hint of a yellow-green shift. PAINT TYPE: METALLIC ...

Just like the tea for your favorite matcha latte, this paint is specially grown and processed to give just the right shade of pale green. PAINT...