Turbo Dork Paints

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? Life on Mars is a rusty, red-orange paint, perfect for all of your Martians. Note: Life on Mars is at i...

Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious. Note: Death By is most vi...

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold. Note...

Sun, earth, and moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its very deep reddish-purple to moderate reddish-orange color. Note: Lunar Eclipse mu...

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Shifting Sands displays shades of yellow-gold with hin...

Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid ... Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a...

Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might ev...

A penny for my thoughts? Nah, just let me give you my 2˘. A rich, coppery true metallic, just don't try to spend it. Note: Two Cents is most vibran...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. ...