Turbo Dork Paints

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. ...

Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded throughout the Mediterranean. By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most popul...

Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone. It was named after that rich, dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide. This deep burgundy metalli...

And, our final 70's color, we bring you Peachy Keen! Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70's coastal architecture, this not-quite-flamin...

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s ...